15 Best Will Ferrell Quotes [VIDEOS]

1. From Blades of Glory

Will Ferrell (Chazz Michael Michaels): For about a month my urine smelled like marshmallows

2. From Kicking & Screaming

Will Ferrell (Phil Weston): How many sarcastic pills you take this morning?

3. From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): Brick, where’d you get a hand grenade?

Steve Carell (Brick Tamland): I don’t know …

4. From Old School

Perrey Reeves (Marissa): You forgot your birthday, damnit Frank

Will Ferrell (Frank): I’m such an idiot

5. From Elf

Will Ferrell (Buddy): We elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup

6. From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): Dear tiny Jesus, with your golden, fleece diapers, with your tiny little fat balled up fist

Ted Manson (Chip): He was a man, he had a beard

Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?

7. From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): You’re not going to live forever
Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): I’m not stupid Lucious, no one lives forever, no one … but with advances in modern science … and my high level income … I mean like crazy think I can’t live to be 245, maybe 300

8. From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy):[to his dog Baxer] What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How ‘bout we get you in your pj’s and we hit the hay.

9. From Wedding Crashers

Owen Wilson (John Beckwith): Horny?

Will Ferrell (Chazz Reinhold): Yeah, crazy horny

Owen Wilson: at a funeral? Will Ferrell: grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac …

10. From Old School

Will Ferrell (Frank the Tank): It’s so good, once it [beer] hits your lips, its so good

11. From Zoolander

Will Ferrell (Mugatu): Derlicte, it is the fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vargrants, the crack whores, that make this wonderful city unique

12. From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): Here’s the deal, I’m the best there is, plain and simple, I mean I wake up every morning and I kiss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff, uh, you know I’m just a, just a big hairy American winning machine, you ain’t first, you’re last, you know, what I’m talking about … that phrase is trademarked and not to be used without the permission of Ricky Bobby Inc.

13. From Land of the Lost

Will Ferrell (Dr. Rick Marshall): Matt Lauer can suck it!

14. From Blades of Glory

Will Ferrell (Chazz Michael Michaels): Mind bottling, isn’t it?

Jon Heder (Jimmy MacElroy): Did you say mind bottling?

Will Ferrell: Yeah, when things are crazy and it is like your mind is trapped in a bottle

15. From The Other Guys

Mark Wahlberg (Terry Holtz): I don’t like you… If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out into the ocean and EAT YOU! And then bang your tuna wife.

Will Ferrell (Gamble): OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of

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