Us men all know puppies are a way to a woman’s heart. A pup wasn’t made to just crap and whine all day, they were formed by baby Jesus himself to grant us access to a woman’s vagina (quoted by the bible).

First off, if you were planning on doing this at night, then your wrong. The day time is perfect because hot women don’t have day jobs to begin with. What else would they do with their lives? They strictly come out at night to earn money and by day go to the dog park to find a “successful man“.

1. When you enter the playing field (dog park) let your pup free from the leash and scope for the VAG of your choice. Casually start walking near the woman, not too close or she will definitely think you’re stalking her. Call over your dog and starting playing with it and hopefully she will notice and ask what your pup’s name is. If not, just ask her the same question. Woman tend to love to talking about their dogs.

2. You can ask her how many pets she has, what kind of dog she has, and so on. The list is really endless. Then you can turn the conversation to if she lives nearby and what she does for work. Starting with a conversation about a pet, you can easily transition into a personal discussion. If she doesn’t want to get too personal then you can certainly talk about your own dog and tell her funny stories of something he did or something along those lines.

3. Finally, when your fed up with all the bull SH*T you have been saying, let her know your pup really enjoyed meeting her. Women find this endearing and will make them want to see you hopefully again. Kindly let her know that you will be back tomorrow around the same time.

There are millions of way to attract women. At least half of those million are used with thorough puppy techniques. Get on board and look for a puppy near you! Dogs only have a 6 month grace period from when they’re born. When the 6 month alarm rings on your phone, just punt the puppy Anchorman style by kicking it over a bridge and start looking for another via Craigs List.

Dan McKernan

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